May 19, 2009

Bluegill round dos

For those who have read our lupine friend's latest entry about the accidental fishermen, but we're going to do it again this weekend.
'Mon up to daville and you can join. I have extra cots.

May 15, 2009

Best watch your shit, asshole!

I have my brother Darrell's truck today, so you spodestrians best watch your shit and get out of the way. Running over assholes may not be very Christian, but they didn't have large vehicles back in Jebus's day, so there's really no set precedent.


May 5, 2009

All I need is chickens

We got the bees in yesterday, which will definitely help my expanded garden.
6 big beef tomatoes
8 roma tomatoes
3 cherry tomatoes
40 green beens
3 cukes
2 red bell peppers
and the kicker:
over 200 hot peppers.

If I catch that grey cat getting into my garden again, it's going to be an ex-cat. If you have a pet, keep it in your own fucking yard. If an animal gets into my yard, it's mine to deal with, by any means I choose.