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نور اگر رفت سا پا ست نقش دار و چشم خه ما نقش سا دگر نمدان نور اگر رفت سا. ر رفت سا پا نست نقش دار و چشم خه ما نقش سا دگر نمدان نور اگر رفت سا پا نت نقش دار و چشم خه ما
If we hear anything else, we will let you know.
Apr 22, 2011
Apr 16, 2011
I think it's only right
I repaired the container that holds all my sewing supplies. So I fixed the thing that helps me fix things. Ah, opposable thumbs and a brain. Take that, Hoosiers!
Apr 14, 2011
thank you for helping
I cleaned out the beer boxes emptied at the PBR so far this burn season, and here's the tally:
24 six packs of premium beer
2 four packs of Guiness
4 thirty packs
33 twelve packs
2 twelve packs of Abita (thanks Ted)
AND
56 eighteen packs.
This is a total of 1700 beers drank on the porch this winter.
This is 159.37 gallons, or for our minister of silly units, 5.31 bathtubs full of beer.
Of course, this doesn't count the numerous boxes that went into the stove.
My liver thanks you all.
24 six packs of premium beer
2 four packs of Guiness
4 thirty packs
33 twelve packs
2 twelve packs of Abita (thanks Ted)
AND
56 eighteen packs.
This is a total of 1700 beers drank on the porch this winter.
This is 159.37 gallons, or for our minister of silly units, 5.31 bathtubs full of beer.
Of course, this doesn't count the numerous boxes that went into the stove.
My liver thanks you all.
Katy Perry's pussy probably looks like the tee box on the 18th hole of the Down Syndrome Invitational
Some guys at work were talking about KP, and I mentioned Russel Brand and the fact that she's from up north.
I was told to stop ruining their fantasies. Fair enough.
I was told to stop ruining their fantasies. Fair enough.
Apr 13, 2011
Don't do that! Oh, wait...never mind.
A couple of the ladies next door were home when I pulled up in my driveway yesterday evening. I heard some commotion out back, and upon investigation I saw that they were putting together a gas grill.
As comical as it is to watch women try to use tools with which they are in no way familiar, they eventually finished. As one of them was wiping down the lid (can't have finger prints on it, that make the burgers taste bad), I was thinking, "Jesus, putting a grill on the porch? That's asking for a, ah, um, yeah. Enjoy your burgers.
As comical as it is to watch women try to use tools with which they are in no way familiar, they eventually finished. As one of them was wiping down the lid (can't have finger prints on it, that make the burgers taste bad), I was thinking, "Jesus, putting a grill on the porch? That's asking for a, ah, um, yeah. Enjoy your burgers.
Apr 8, 2011
Apr 5, 2011
Best team in America
I don't fucking think so, Kimba. Congratulations; Ucon won the worst played game ever.
88 missed shots? Seriously?
88 missed shots? Seriously?
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