and the hits just keep on coming

From Reddit. Fucking so funny it's not really

150th Anniversary

Today, one hundred and fifty years ago, the Union army got its Manassas kicked by the confederates.

let the bloodbath begin...

Dear world; I fucking hate him too

Mitch Mcconnell has always been a right wing idealogue. He got Goldwater to come and campaign in Louisville when Mitchy was in college for Christ's sake.
I have been voting against him since I got my voter card.
Please don't blame me for my state's least favourite son.