This Amish guy sees a man in a tie drinking from his farm pond. He walks up to the guy and says in German, "Don't drink from the pond; horses and cattle shit in it."
The man wearing the tie stands up and says,"Buddy, I'm a Tea-partier and an American. I speak english. Now what did you say?"
The Amish man clears his throat and says in broken english, "Use both hands; you'll drink faster."
Sep 26, 2011
Sep 19, 2011
The reports of my demise have been greatly intoxicated
My seasonal passtime of splitting wood for the republic is now a second job, so I haven't had much time to do anything other than work and beat up on the Seawolf at the bowling alley.
Speaking of which, Wolf's son turned 21 last week, so we have an extra drunk at the PBR. We will need to change his title, as he hasn't cut my grass in a while, and is no longer a DD. You know what else he hasn't done? Bowl well. Like father, like son I guess.
In other news: I have to report to the courthouse on Thursday for jury duty for the federal 9th circuit court. Hopefully they don't dig too deep into my past, or I'll find myself on the other side of the railing in the courtroom.
I knew I held onto my "Cop Killer" t-shirt for a reason.
Speaking of which, Wolf's son turned 21 last week, so we have an extra drunk at the PBR. We will need to change his title, as he hasn't cut my grass in a while, and is no longer a DD. You know what else he hasn't done? Bowl well. Like father, like son I guess.
In other news: I have to report to the courthouse on Thursday for jury duty for the federal 9th circuit court. Hopefully they don't dig too deep into my past, or I'll find myself on the other side of the railing in the courtroom.
I knew I held onto my "Cop Killer" t-shirt for a reason.
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