Today is the first day of classes here at Udabell, and things are progressing well. We've planned well, printed early, and GODDAMN IT, WILL MY PHONE EVER STOP RINGING!?
Well, I was at the store, and someone asked if my day was going well. I told him thing were not bad, but I've had better days. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY HERE. QUIT FUCKING CALLING ME!
Where was I? Oh yeah- had better days. Anyway, I told him I didn't want to talk about it. He said there was nothing wrong with having a good first day of classes.
I told him the title line and then FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS. LOSE MY PHONE NUMBER ALREADY. I USED TO LIKE MY RING TONE.
Does anyone know where I can get a ring tone that is a person that yells,"Another idiot on the line for you sir!"
2 comments:
There's a little button on the front of most phones marked "off". I find that pressing this button just once is very beneficial to my mental health.
I wish I could during work hours, but it's one of those things.
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