My older brother Darrell has a birthday Friday. If you want, e-mail or call him and let him know how happy you are that our parents were drunk one night in June 1970 that culminated in the bundle of whatever in March 38 years ago.
Like him or hate him, he does have a big truck, so he's somewhat useful.
hahahahaha
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Big Truck that makes him useful...
Have you heard about the big strong man?
He lived in a caravan.
Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight?
Oh, Lord what a hell of a fight.
You can take all of the heavyweights you’ve got.
We’ve got a lad that can beat the whole lot.
He used to ring bells in the belfry,
Now he’s gonna fight Jack Demspey.
That was my brother Sylvest’ (What’s he got?)
A row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)
He killed fifty bad men in the west; he knows no rest.
Think of a man, hells’ fire, don’t push, just shove,
Plenty of room for you and me.
He’s got an arm like a leg (a ladies’ leg!)
And a punch that would sink a battleship (big ship!)
It takes all of the Army and the Navy to put the wind up Sylvest’.
excellent!
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