You never stipulated that you wanted a live puppy. Now, go take this one out for a drag.
Sleep Talking Man
Dec 31, 2009
It's less of a resolution as it is a wish list.
I hope I'm not arrested for vehicular manslaughter. Please don't let me punch a professor. I would like to not answer the woodstove when my phone rings. Throw in some nookie, and it's a deal.
I put them on the night before. That way they don't run away from me. It also keeps the psyco chicks from throwing them in the wash when they get up so I have to stay an extra hour and a half after I wake up!
4 comments:
you forgot "able to find my pants at least 75% of mornings"
I put them on the night before. That way they don't run away from me. It also keeps the psyco chicks from throwing them in the wash when they get up so I have to stay an extra hour and a half after I wake up!
plus it keeps you from chasing raccoons around the back yard with your @$$ hanging out. good thinking
I wouldn't go that far. I'm ALWAYS up for chasing raccoons with my @$$ hanging out.
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