Don't illegally park where I work.
It's raining.
I have paper dots.
Boy do they stick.
I had a bad day yesterday, and today ain't lookin' too hot.
I told the floor staff that if someone came in complaining about that which I did, then come get me and stand back.
I love me.
Repeatedly
It's raining.
I have paper dots.
Boy do they stick.
I had a bad day yesterday, and today ain't lookin' too hot.
I told the floor staff that if someone came in complaining about that which I did, then come get me and stand back.
I love me.
Repeatedly
3 comments:
I used to get worked up about stuff like that, but then I realized I'm not the parking police, and I have enough to do anyway.
But dumping paper scraps on an asshole's car does sound fun.
I understand, but we only have about 15 spaces, and between the apartment building tenants' visitors,people going to McCrapfood nextdoor, and people parking to go to Jiminy Cricket College, things get pretty tight.
I've had to double park several times, and seeing as I leave and return about five times a day, difficulties with parking can be quite irksome.
I figure that paper dots are harmless. I really just want to bash their windshields in, but that wouldn't solve anything.
So is there a sign that says:
"AUTHORIZED PARKING ONLY
Violators will be terrorized by
a little German guy with a
really bad attitude
and a paper shredder"
Cos that would be cool.
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