Dear Hot chicks that come into work with an attitude:
If I ain't hittin' that, I ain't puttin' up with your attitude. Check your eye rolls and your sighs at the door.
Yes, I was looking at your tits. It might be because you have them hanging out looking like you're ready to be milked. I'll be glad to help you with that, but please take this sock and shove it in your mouth. If you stop letting air activate your vocal cords you would be so much more attractive.
I had to get out of there. I was getting ready to punch this one who used 'like' as seemingly every other word.
I thought the ones at the high school across the street were bad enough, but at the university they're just as horrid. Uggh.
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have you considered a job in something other than sales?
My side of the sales is fine. It's when I'm in the store and people start asking me for help in areas about which I'm not trained and then huff when I tell them such. I even asked one person to wait while I fetched a store employee, and I had to listen to her speak into the phone about how no-one here knows what they're doing.
I did take umbrage at that.
Who's the homo that decided to bring back the Valley Girl? Gag Moon Unit Zappa with a spoon. Fucking 1980's.
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