I almost hit a jackass drunk fucking hobo that stopped and then started to cross the exit of the parking lot. I came to a stop, and his red eyes were trying to stare at me.
When he turned his head forward again, I honked the horn and made him jump out of his skin.
Dude, don't try to play asshole with me, as I will quickly turn it into a game of Fuck you. I will win, and you'll still be sucking mouthwash in order to get drunk.
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Who won at bowling this week: you, your cousin, or the hobo?
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