Oct 17, 2007

I'm an organ donor...to the ladies

Well, this last week has started the fifth year of fire on the porch. We had an innaugural fire Saturday night.
As a small country with a very low GDP, the PBR is eligible for other nations to donate items.
I don't want troops. I want beer. The more, the better.
And hookers.

Titties and beer...

Sorry, I had a moment. Anyway, I'm always willing to entertain contengents from other states.
Book early, book often.

2 comments:

Ted said...

You have much to learn, grasshopper. You don't want DONATED hookers. They stick around and get the couch all greasy. You want LOANED hookers. For is it not said: One does not pay the prostitute for sex, one pays her to leave afterwards?

KAISER ANDY I said...

You have a point there, ole learned one.

Degausing for everyone! Line on the left, don't push.